dear Max,

while shopping for a baby shower card, i saw one for "sweetest day" (which is tomorrow- i had no idea about this holiday). Just so you know, you would have gotten one... but your little ole girlfriend had no idea about this Hallmark Day. And during our chat today, you didn't either. phew.

but i saw a card for this day last night and thought it was too cute and something you would have probably given me. {because you are clever and funny}

and because i tell jokes poorly (as you know), i might mess this up:

picture two cartoon butterflies next to each other, with hearts above them.

caption: "you still give me people in my stomach."

did you get it?

i should have just bought the card huh?

maybe you would have laughed more.

ha

it was funny! i promise.

it was cute.

kinda like you, sweetest thing.

love,

your sucks at telling stories/jokes

Chunga xxx

"blue eyed boy meets brown eyed girl... sweetest thing"